Smells

Hey, Mortimer.

Today everything smells funny. I am trying to disregard it, since chances are, it's just me. So, we had salmon patties for dinner, and I held my nose. Matt claimed they were better than his grandma's.  They just smelled like...let's face it, they probably smelled like salmon patties. (Bet you didn't know, but I was a vegetarian for over a year before you took up residence. First the tuna sub, now the salmon patties. Worst. Vegetarian. Ever.)

I also happen to reek. At least to me. But I'm not supposed to take showers over 102 degrees, so rather than suffer the indignities of taking a lukewarm shower, I'll just smell.

Love,

Mom