Hi, Mortimer.

Dad and I have only know that you've existed for about 10 days. And we're already excited to meet you!

Dad says he knew that you were on the way when I ordered a tuna fish sub for lunch, something I (apparently) have not done in the entire six years I've known him. I'm not that perceptive. I didn't know you were here until I went to the doctor.

So far, I am feeling fine. A little tired, and a lot bewildered. Are you really here? Am I just making you up? I'm assuming that will go away when I see your picture (in two weeks!) Seems like such a long time.

Love,

Mom